<sarcasm> I would like my icons to dance and tickle the user. I also want a GPS tag to attach to their ip address that lets them know how far away they are from my business. It should be easy enough to add google maps to this function so the user can print out a map from their house to my business. A 3D customizable avatar that talks to my customer would be nice too. </sarcasm>
 
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